Dot writes: on the DART the other day I heard the following exchange. At least, this is what I heard, but it can’t possibly be what was actually said. Can it?
“Oh, x’s mother and father are separated.”
“Are they? But they still both live there.”
“Yes, they’re not together, but they still share the same house. She sleeps in the bedroom and he sleeps in the fridge.”
Any suggestions as to what that last word must have been?