Dot writes: Hugh and I were having a conversation in the toilet, as you do.
Hugh: What’s that picture on the wall?
Me: It’s Daddy’s certificate.
Hugh: But that wall is going to get knocked down.
Me: Well, yes, but it’ll be quite a while before we remodel the bathroom. At the moment we don’t have enough money.
Hugh: You should switch to City Bins [rubbish collection service currently undertaking an aggressive advertising campaign]. Then you’ll save lots of money.